All posts by Mark Sims

EAU DE PARFUM

my sin perfumeWho remembers this famous brand of perfume?  It was all the rage from 1924 to 1980– at least for true perfume aficionados. My Sin (Mon Peche) by Lanvin, was created back in 1924 by a mysterious Russian lady called Madame Zed.  Here is its description by professionals who obviously have better noses than mine:

This feminine, provocative and dangerously seductive fragrant composition begins with aldehydes, bergamot, lemon, clary sage and neroli. The middle notes are: ylang-ylang, jasmine, rose, clove, orris, lily-of-the-valley, narcissus and lilac. The base is oriental – woody with vetiver, vanilla, musk, woody notes, tolu balm, styrax and civet.

Whatever.

My dad owned a small town drugstore in Ashland.  He always carried My Sin (only one bottle of it) but kept it locked up in a glass case along with one tiny bottle of Chanel #5.  It was a handy gift possibility for some panic stricken semi-wealthy guy who forgot his wife on Christmas, Valentines Day, their anniversary, or her birthday.  It’s amazing what people will pay when faced with the probability of lifelong scorn.  I can’t say for sure that I ever smelled the expensive perfume.  My mom didn’t wear it; neither did either of my grandmothers.  They stuck with Jungle Gardenia, White Shoulders, and Tabu.  I might have gotten a whiff of My Sin’s legendary fragrance when some rich lady sashayed through our church foyer, but who knows?

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HOLY HORSEFLIES !

stained glassI enjoy officiating at weddings.  It’s a happy time for a happy couple filled with memories for a lifetime.  I want each ceremony that I am honored to perform to be a special one for the bride, groom, and their families.  It’s a sacred event, so I always try to make it as personal for the bride and groom as possible, and spiritually uplifting for everyone involved.  Weddings are a time for joy, but not for pranks and jokes.  Sometimes small glitches occur, but usually everything goes according to the plan. Recently I officiated a beautiful, spiritually blessed wedding– and this time the glitch was on me.

The groom and best man stood beside me on the platform as the beautiful bride made her way down the aisle arm in arm with her proud father.  As they took their place directly in front of me, the music ceased and I invited the congregation to please be seated.  All eyes and ears were on me as I began the beautiful words of the traditional ceremony.  “We have gathered here today….”

Now, here was the problem.  Just as I took a quick breath to begin, a tiny gnat just happened to be flying past my lips and was promptly inhaled like a flash into my throat.  Whatever I said turned

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MY FRIEND, MIRANDA

handcuffed manYou have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Do you understand?

Anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand?

You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. Do you understand?

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. Do you understand?

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THE PARABLE OF THE CROQUET SET

croquet setMy wife and I recently brought home an old croquet set from her parents’ house in Nashville.  She remembers playing croquet with her family in Paraguay when she was a young girl.  In fact, they played with that very croquet set with traces of Paraguayan mud still present on the balls and mallets.  My children also remembered playing croquet when we visited Peggy’s parents in the summertime, after they retired from their missionary work and moved back to Tennessee.  Our girls have vivid and happy memories of those croquet matches with the cousins in the Skinner’s backyard.  Grandpa was always the one who set it up.  He knew all the rules and took time to oversee every game, making sure all the grandkids played fairly and correctly.  It was great fun for all the cousins, and usually ended with Grandma inviting everyone in for cookies and ice cream, or maybe even fresh, cold watermelon.

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HEROES JUST HAPPEN

 IMG_1077It’s the week of the Fourth of July and my thoughts turn toward our veterans and active duty military.  I am so appreciative to what they do and what they have done for our country.  It’s always a tradition at Kingwood Church to honor them on the Sunday before Independence Day.  It brings tears to my eyes every time.  And I can’t help but think of my father, Coolidge Sims.  He was a veteran of World War 2, and my personal war hero.  But “hero” is not how he described himself.  The following is a conversation I had with my dad in 2012, not long before he made his journey to heaven.  It is an excerpt from a book I am presently writing about his life.  

I had joined him for supper one evening in the dining hall of the assisted living center, and randomly we were talking about the fear of death.  He recounted a wartime story that I had never heard before.

 

“When you were young, Dad, do you remember a time when you thought you might die? I asked candidly.

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